Prose?

I decided when I move to Belgrade, I’m going to peruse my dream of acting. I want to make movies. I’ve always been self conscious and self deprecating specifically on any artistic ability I have. I can do it. Yes, yes I can! I can totally do it..

Yep.. I can do this. Natasha, you can do this.

I feel like I’m letting my parents down. I should be going to school for my masters in Human Rights Law, but I need to do this. If I don’t, I feel like I’m going to be one of those dance mom’s whom live their lives through their child with extra curricular activities. No one likes those moms. They usually wear tank tops with a non matching bra, bring chocolate milk to all their daughters friends, and leave out the girls that are not greater dancers, or have a extra few pounds. Drag their husbands everywhere, and pretend they aren’t in 100k in debt from buying sequenced recital costumes. THIS IS LIFE PEOPLE. THIS EXISTS.

I watched on “My crazy Addictions” a woman who ate her cats hair. I don’t even understand… She stated that prior to eating the hair, she will pick out anything that looks sketchy. Which makes sense, you wouldn’t want to eat ANYTHING UNSATISFYING IN YOUR HAIR BALL.

good day.

Charity and Gypsies

Walking down Knez Mihajlova, I walked by a 6 year old gypsy boy, leaning onto a column, holding a new born baby. I feel that TLC hasn’t really pinned down what a gypsy is in their show “Gypsy Sisters”.  Gypsies ain’t twerkin’ it on tv in blinged out booty shorts and laced tanks or dancing in fields with Jennifer Lopez. no no no, ya’ll got that all wrong.

Gypsies are more like this

So to go back to the story, after walking by the the gypsy boy, this guy comes up to me asking if I wanted to donate 100 dinars (1 euro) for a postcard, with the DONATIONS GOING TO HELP HOMELESS CHILDREN.

So.. I picked the one with the horse…

Why did I do that? Who knows. I should have just given the gypsy kid the 100 dinars. Okay, wait. I know why I did this. When the guy was trying to get me to buy a postcard he said “looks like your ex boyfriend”.  It was moderately funny — with a Serbian accent.

On another note, went to the swimming pool and FINALLY registered. I’m so stoked, I bought these water proof earphones and ipod case as a motivation. We’ll see how shit works.

 <— fancy headphones

<— fancy ipod armband