I went to Ada Lake today, and noticed the swimming attire on all the men. Speedos. Back home, it’s a sin to wear a speedo unless you’re a professional swimmer. HOWEVER, this country has changed my mind.
I present to you know, my reasoning for why all men should wear speedos.
1. You are not weighed down by the extra material board shorts consist of.
2. continuing from #1, you are able to swim faster
3. You get a more coverage when tanning
4. if you so happen to have a splendid physique, the speedo extenuates those features.
5. WHY THE FUCK NOT.
I thought I would have more…but.. that’s all I have… so..
and plus, the human body, hairy, non-hairy, fat, slim, is a beautiful thing.